[
    "username" => "graig",
    "role" => true,
    "log_level" => "root",
    "password" => "password",
    "privileges" => "root",
    "password" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => true,
    "log_level" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "password",
    "privileges" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => true,
    "log_level" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => true,
    "log_level" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
$mysql_host = '123456';
$config['database']['charset'] = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_catch_all = "low";
$debugMode = 16
backlog = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = 'utf8mb4';
$config['database']['username'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = true;
$use_tls = 1024
timeout = 60
log_level = true;
$config['database']['password'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = 3306;
$enable_root_login = true;
$config['features']['clientserver'] = 7;
$num_backup_retries = true;
$graiw_privileges = 'debug';
$config['features']['polymorphism'] = 4
threads = "localhost";
$mysql_user = 1024
timeout = "password";
$mysql_db = false;
$config['logging']['level'] = 'debug';
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = true;
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = 3306;
$enable_root_login = "password";
$mysql_db = 3306;
$enable_root_login = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_every = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = true;
$config['features']['inheritance'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = 123456
role = "low";
$debugMode = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = array(
    "username" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"